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Christmas Presents

by ZILF

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Thought we'd write a christmas No.1

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CHRISTMAS
PRESENTS
GET FUCKING DRUNK
YEAH

Buying shit for your family and friends
So stresed from shopping that you get the fucking bends
Ovens on 250 roasting three french hens
Selection box for your cousin and a candle for your mum
Same as you got em last year but its all part of the fun
ITS FUCKING SNOWING dont expect the trains to runnnn

CHRISTMAS
PRESENTS
GET FUCKING DRUNK
YEAH

Its time for christmas dinner lets fucking have it
I dont give a fuck unless there’s pigs tucked in their blankets
Pulled a christmas cracker all i got was a fucking magnet
Two months to prepare but its all over in minutes
Oh yeah heres you go its lynx africa sorry i didnt wrap it.
I SAID ITS LYNX AFRICA SORRY I DIDNT WRAP IT

CHRISTMAS
PRESENTS
GET FUCKING DRUNK
YEAH

CHRISTMAAAAAAASSSSS
PREEEESSSEEEEENTS!!!!
GET FUCKING DRUUNNNNNKKKKK!!!!!

Well it’s rather fitting that St Nicholas went from wearing green to red for marketing purposes given that same transition happened to my fucking bank account, he says he brings gifts but he’s a swindler, the original Black Friday, 20% off all year round but it’s somehow still a Christmas special, his elves worship a different God and it isn’t a workshop, it’s a sweatshop; what if we all saved up and got ourselves a degree in how to save the planet instead of buying that jumper with the reindeer on it from Love Actually every fucking year because the book your mum asked you for is about open marriage

GET FUCKING JOLLY
CUNT!!!

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released December 24, 2018

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Pure pop sludge anthems stolen from a UFO that crash-landed in the beautiful countryside of [REDACTED], UK.

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