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Naughty List

by ZILF

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ZILF HQ is the home of the Christmas banger. Strap yourself in for a festive metal meltdown. Sing along and learn the lyrics or GET OUT.

Written, performed and recorded by Joe C M and B Wigwam.

lyrics

I always say please and thank you to cunts
But sometimes I leave the toilet seat up
Being honest when someone asks me
If they look old or fucking ugly
Taking pictures for strangers on holiday
I always take an extra selfie
Why waste the opportunity
To show everyone how nice I can be

We caught him coming down the chimney
Wrapped him up in tape and strapped him to a chair
So he told us what he brought me
But I don’t fucking care

I've been a very good boy this year
Spreading joy and Christmas cheer
But I just wanna rack a line and crack a beer
So you can find me on the naughty list

I got a fist full of festive fuck you
Baubles on my dick and tinsel titty tattoos
Honk a line off a pair of purple elf boobs
Yuletide decorations on your mum’s pubes
The ghost of Christmas past
Has a candy cane shoved up his arse
All I want is a big bag of snow
In the strip club dancing with the ho ho hos

I don’t need your seasons greetings
You can keep your warm regards
I don’t need your happy holiday
It’s fucking CHRISTMAS

It’s Christmas get
Pissedmas put your
Hands up merry fuckin’
Fistmas get
Litmas Suck a
Dickmas pull a
Baggy out and let's do
Business the
Sleigh bells are a-jinglin’
Get ready for the buzz
‘Cause the big man Claus is coming down the chimney to turn this party up.

CHRISTMAS
CHRISTMAS
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

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released December 24, 2019
Joe Campbell-Murray
Bret Ware

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Pure pop sludge anthems stolen from a UFO that crash-landed in the beautiful countryside of [REDACTED], UK.

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